Accidentally Wedded
Disclaimer: These characters are owned by CBS and the CW network. I mean
no infringement of any sort and am only using the characters for personal
enjoyment and for others to enjoy as well!
DISCLAIMER: THIS FIC IS RATED M FOR LANGUAGE, CONSENSUAL SEX, AND REFERENCES
TO VIOLENCE. IF YOU ARE UNDER 18, SCRAM! IT IS NOT MY JOB TO POLICE WHAT YOU ARE
READING! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ IT, SCRAM! I WON'T TOLERATE
BULLYING!
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Chapter 21
Vincent knocked on JT's office door. He heard a grunt and a thud, followed by
an exasperated, "Come in!" Vincent chuckled and opened the door, looking
inside.
JT was under his desk, his ass up in the air. Vincent groaned and covered his
eyes. "Dude!!! Christ, now I've got that image burned into my retinas. I
need acid to burn my eyes!!!" he screeched.
JT jumped, hitting his head on the underside of his desk. He groaned and
backed out, rubbing his head as he did so. "Fuck you!" he exclaimed.
Vincent raised his eyebrows.
"No thanks. I prefer my wife," Vincent deadpanned. JT threw him a dirty look.
"So, do you have a few minutes, or should I walk out and come back in again so
you can get composed?" Vincent asked.
"Ha ha ha! Funny! Seriously man! Give a guy a freaking heart attack,
why don't ya?" JT said, glaring daggers at Vincent. Vincent just shrugged, and
propped himself up on JT's desk. JT reached into his desk drawer, and removed a
container of Tums. Opening the lid, he popped a couple in his mouth. Vincent
shook his head and chuckled. "What the hell do you want, anyways? Besides
scaring 10 years off of my life?" JT asked him.
Vincent scoffed. "If all the fucked up shit we did as kids hasn't killed you
yet, my popping into your office, unexpectedly sure as hell ain't gonna do it."
He crossed his arms over his chest, as JT popped another Tums into his mouth.
"Shit, man! What do you think those are, candy?" he said, smirking.
"Stuff it, Keller! I have a very sensitive constitution," JT told the other
man. Vincent rolled his eyes. "Are you gonna tell me what you are doing here, or
do I have to guess?" JT said impatiently.
Vincent rubbed his hand over the back of his head. Hopefully JT won't be
too mad about retracting the Divorce papers. "So, some.....things have
happened since we saw you last."
JT raised an eyebrow. "Did Catherine wise up and leave your sorry ass?" he
asked with a grin. Vincent glared at him. "Okay......apparently not.
Um.......did you win the lottery?"
"In a way, but that isn't what I'm here about," Vincent told his old friend.
"Um.......so......those Divorce papers we filled out a few months back....."
JT stared at his friend. "What about them?" he asked.
Vincent sighed. "How mad would you be if I asked you to cancel them?"
JT's eyebrows shot up. "Cancel them? As in....... don't finalize them?"
"Yeah, that's what I'm doing here. I don't want you to finalize Catherine and
mine's divorce. We've decided we want to stay married." Vincent watched his
friend, certain he would soon witness an explosion. So what happened next
really threw him for a loop....
JT started laughing so hard that tears ran down his face. He clutched his
stomach and started wheezing, trying to get air back into his lungs. JT started
pounding his fist on his desk, as he shook his head back and forth. Vincent
stared at his friend, dumbfounded.
"Um.....dude? Ya feeling okay, there?" Vincent asked several minutes later,
when JT had finally stopped laughing. JT rubbed at his eyes and shook his head
again.
"Yep, I'm feeling great. Just perfect!" he told Vincent. Vincent nodded,
totally unconvinced and a bit bewildered.
Having finally regained his composure, JT met Vincent's gaze.
"Um......well....that could prove to be a problem...."
Vincent's jaw dropped. He stared hard at JT, trying to comprehend his last
words. "Come again?"
"The Divorce papers? Yeah.....uh.....about them....." JT said nervously. He
looked anywhere but at Vincent, feeling his eyes burning into him.
"What the fuck did you do?" Vincent gritted out. JT physically
flinched away from the irritation coming from Vincent's voice. He held his hands
up in surrender.
"Okay! OKAY! Dude, before you go all "grrrrrr" on me, just hear me out
first!" JT said, backing away from Vincent.
Vincent crossed his arms over his chest, and waited for the explanation. JT
breathed out shakily, and moved behind his desk, putting it between him and the
angry man in front of him. Vincent raised an eyebrow at his actions.
"All right, so.....after you and Catherine left the office that day, I
decided I needed to do some much needed cleaning. So, I started throwing old
papers on my desk, ones that I was going to shred. I forgot your Divorce papers
were still there."
Vincent's jaw dropped again. "You didn't!?"
"It was an accident!! I didn't mean for them to end up in the shredder
pile! By the time I realized, I couldn't exactly tape them back
together again!" JT exclaimed. "I'm sorry! I kept meaning to tell
you, but....."
"You were hoping that Catherine and I would realize we were madly in love
with each other, and the papers wouldn't be necessary after all," Vincent
surmised. "Which, actually works out in our favor, so......... thank you!"
JT had been cringing back, waiting for an explosion. His eyes were crunched
together in anticipation. So, he was surprised to heard Vincent's response. His
eyes flew open and he squinted at the dark haired man in front of him. "Th-thank
you?" he asked shakily. Vincent chuckled.
"Yes. Thanks to your stupidity, there was never any danger of our Divorce
going through," Vincent said, smirking. JT threw him a "ha ha ha" look.
"Well, how else do you want me to say it, man?"
"How about, "Seeing as how you were so brilliant to fuck up the Divorce
proceedings, I think a bonus is in order for you, my friend," JT said,
mockingly. "And, so you know, when I say bonus, I don't mean
chickens."
"I think we can handle giving you that bonus. Although, it would be funnier
to give you chickens. You already lay enough eggs on your own," Vincent said,
chuckling.
JT rolled his eyes. "So, does this mean you two have finally realized you are
destined to be together? That the Sun and the Moon and the Stars have finally
aligned to perfection? That you are not complete without the other? That-" JT
drooled on until Vincent held up his hand to stop him.
"Yes! To all your questions, YES! Now....stop talking! I have more to tell
you."
For the next half hour, Vincent filled JT in on what had transpired with him
and Catherine. He left out one little thing though.
"Whoa, dude! I am seriously relieved that Catherine caught that bastard. But,
getting shot in the process....I mean......damn! I'm just glad she is
alright. If something had happened to her..."
"I wouldn't have wanted to live. I wouldn't have been able to," Vincent
replied, totally serious. JT nodded, wishing he had someone to feel that deeply
in love with. In that moment, he envied his friend.
"Well, I should probably get back to the Hospital. I don't want to leave
Catherine alone for too long," Vincent said, heading toward the door.
"Why? Afraid some cute, male nurse may steal her away?" JT said, a smirk on
his face.
Vincent faced the door, fighting a laugh. "That was hysterical, Uncle JT.
Completely hysterical," he said, as he walked through the door. As he closed it,
he heard JT screech, "UNCLE!!?? DUDE, YOU GOT HER PREGNANT TOO!!??"
Vincent chuckled, and made his way back to his pregnant wife.
Little did he know, JT actually had the last laugh. In his office, JT
smirked, and sat back in his chair with a chuckle. He hadn't been
completely honest with Vincent. Oh, sure, the Divorce papers had
ended up in the pile for the shredder. It just hadn't been
accidental.......
But, it didn't matter in the end. His best friend was married to the love of
his life, and they were expecting their first child. He stacked his hands behind
his head. Yeah...... they would totally be naming their first son after
him........
Suddenly, JT's eyes widened. If their kid was anything like Vincent
was.....
Time to start stockpiling the Tums...
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After Vincent left to talk to JT, Catherine heard a knock on her door. Before
she could open her mouth, Tess barreled in, carrying a large bag in one hand,
and a huge bouquet of flowers in the other. She raced up to Catherine, hugging
her tightly.
"Owwww! Tess, take it easy, please!" Catherine said, wincing. Tess backed up,
her face apologetic.
"I am so sorry, sweetie! I got here as fast as I could. Had to finish
up all the paperwork at the precinct. It took a few days. Anyway," Tess said,
holding up the bag, "I brought John Hughes movies and Red Vines. Where's the DVD
player?" she said, looking around the room. Her eyes landed on the fetal
monitor, and her eyes widened as her jaw dropped. She swung around to stare at
Catherine. "Ohhhhhh Myyyyyyyy GOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!! You're
PREGNANT!!!!!!! GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!! THAT IS SO COOL!!!!!" Tess screeched.
Catherine cringed and covered her ears as best she could. "Ow, Tess! Turn it
down a few decibels, would you. I'd like my child to actually be able to hear
when they come out."
"Oh my God! This is HUGE! My best friend is having a baby! Oh my God!!" Tess
said, rushing over to Catherine again. She put her hand on Catherine's stomach.
"Sooooooo......when am I gonna be an Aunt?" she said, a hopeful smile on her
face. Catherine chuckled.
"My due date is November 15th. I'm almost 4 months along."
"November?" The gears clicked. "You got knocked up after you had the flu,
didn't you?" she said, pointing a finger at Catherine. Catherine rolled her
eyes.
"It wasn't like I planned it that way," Catherine said drolly. Tess
"phhhssstt"ed and waved her hand. "I was a little busy puking my guts out
to remember to take a few pills!" Catherine said in self defense.
"Girl, that husband of yours is razor fine. That is totally gonna be
one cute little VinCat!" Tess gushed. Catherine stared at her.
"VinCat??" Catherine said, laughing.
"What? You don't like it?" Tess asked, offended. Catherine rolled her eyes
again. "Whatever. That's what I'm calling you two from now on. Anyway, does this
mean the Divorce is off?" Tess asked.
Catherine smiled and nodded. "Vincent is talking to JT as we speak." Tess
squealed again, and clapped her hands, jumping up and down gleefully. Catherine
shook her head at her best friend.
"I'm sorry, but you two are just perfect for each other. I am sooooo glad the
two of you finally opened your eyes and realized it," Tess said.
"Me too," Catherine said, as her hand traveled to her stomach, which was only
starting to show. Tess "awwwwww"ed and smiled widely.
"Seriously though, I really am happy for the two of you. You really deserve
this," Tess said, hugging Catherine again. Just then, another voice interrupted
them.
"I see my wife told you the good news," Vincent said, entering the room. He
crossed over to Catherine, leaning down to kiss her. He rested his hand on her
stomach, and stroked gently. "Hello, my lovely wife and child. Miss me?"
Catherine laughed. "Always," she said. Tess looked at the couple and rolled
her eyes.
"Well, I'm just gonna go now. It looks like I'm not needed anymore. Congrats,
big guy. Just know if you ever hurt her in any way, I'll geld you myself," Tess
said, as she walked out the door. Vincent chuckled, and rolled his eyes.
"How did it go with JT?" Catherine asked. Vincent laughed.
"Well, he took the news that he was gonna be an Uncle surprisingly well."
"I will warn you now. If our child is born with hearing problems, I am
totally blaming Tess," Catherine told him. His eyes widened.
"So that was the loud screaming I heard when I walked in the Hospital? Huh,
didn't know Tess had such powerful lungs," he said, laughing when Catherine
playfully punched his arm. "At least we know that our child will have an awesome
Aunt and Uncle to spoil him rotten."
"As well as Mommy and Daddy. Boy, this kid will be a terror!" Catherine said,
shuddering.
"No, he won't. He'll be ours. And any kid of ours is gonna be special,"
Vincent said, caressing her stomach again. Catherine sighed and leaned back
against the pillows. Her eyes started to droop. Vincent brushed a kiss across
her lips. She smiled and sighed again. As she drifted off, she heard Vincent
say, "As special as their mother."
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Disclaimer: These characters are owned by CBS and the CW network. I mean
no infringement of any sort and am only using the characters for personal
enjoyment and for others to enjoy as well!
DISCLAIMER: THIS FIC IS RATED M FOR LANGUAGE, CONSENSUAL SEX, AND REFERENCES
TO VIOLENCE. IF YOU ARE UNDER 18, SCRAM! IT IS NOT MY JOB TO POLICE WHAT YOU ARE
READING! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ IT, SCRAM! I WON'T TOLERATE
BULLYING!
#------
Chapter 21
Vincent knocked on JT's office door. He heard a grunt and a thud, followed by
an exasperated, "Come in!" Vincent chuckled and opened the door, looking
inside.
JT was under his desk, his ass up in the air. Vincent groaned and covered his
eyes. "Dude!!! Christ, now I've got that image burned into my retinas. I
need acid to burn my eyes!!!" he screeched.
JT jumped, hitting his head on the underside of his desk. He groaned and
backed out, rubbing his head as he did so. "Fuck you!" he exclaimed.
Vincent raised his eyebrows.
"No thanks. I prefer my wife," Vincent deadpanned. JT threw him a dirty look.
"So, do you have a few minutes, or should I walk out and come back in again so
you can get composed?" Vincent asked.
"Ha ha ha! Funny! Seriously man! Give a guy a freaking heart attack,
why don't ya?" JT said, glaring daggers at Vincent. Vincent just shrugged, and
propped himself up on JT's desk. JT reached into his desk drawer, and removed a
container of Tums. Opening the lid, he popped a couple in his mouth. Vincent
shook his head and chuckled. "What the hell do you want, anyways? Besides
scaring 10 years off of my life?" JT asked him.
Vincent scoffed. "If all the fucked up shit we did as kids hasn't killed you
yet, my popping into your office, unexpectedly sure as hell ain't gonna do it."
He crossed his arms over his chest, as JT popped another Tums into his mouth.
"Shit, man! What do you think those are, candy?" he said, smirking.
"Stuff it, Keller! I have a very sensitive constitution," JT told the other
man. Vincent rolled his eyes. "Are you gonna tell me what you are doing here, or
do I have to guess?" JT said impatiently.
Vincent rubbed his hand over the back of his head. Hopefully JT won't be
too mad about retracting the Divorce papers. "So, some.....things have
happened since we saw you last."
JT raised an eyebrow. "Did Catherine wise up and leave your sorry ass?" he
asked with a grin. Vincent glared at him. "Okay......apparently not.
Um.......did you win the lottery?"
"In a way, but that isn't what I'm here about," Vincent told his old friend.
"Um.......so......those Divorce papers we filled out a few months back....."
JT stared at his friend. "What about them?" he asked.
Vincent sighed. "How mad would you be if I asked you to cancel them?"
JT's eyebrows shot up. "Cancel them? As in....... don't finalize them?"
"Yeah, that's what I'm doing here. I don't want you to finalize Catherine and
mine's divorce. We've decided we want to stay married." Vincent watched his
friend, certain he would soon witness an explosion. So what happened next
really threw him for a loop....
JT started laughing so hard that tears ran down his face. He clutched his
stomach and started wheezing, trying to get air back into his lungs. JT started
pounding his fist on his desk, as he shook his head back and forth. Vincent
stared at his friend, dumbfounded.
"Um.....dude? Ya feeling okay, there?" Vincent asked several minutes later,
when JT had finally stopped laughing. JT rubbed at his eyes and shook his head
again.
"Yep, I'm feeling great. Just perfect!" he told Vincent. Vincent nodded,
totally unconvinced and a bit bewildered.
Having finally regained his composure, JT met Vincent's gaze.
"Um......well....that could prove to be a problem...."
Vincent's jaw dropped. He stared hard at JT, trying to comprehend his last
words. "Come again?"
"The Divorce papers? Yeah.....uh.....about them....." JT said nervously. He
looked anywhere but at Vincent, feeling his eyes burning into him.
"What the fuck did you do?" Vincent gritted out. JT physically
flinched away from the irritation coming from Vincent's voice. He held his hands
up in surrender.
"Okay! OKAY! Dude, before you go all "grrrrrr" on me, just hear me out
first!" JT said, backing away from Vincent.
Vincent crossed his arms over his chest, and waited for the explanation. JT
breathed out shakily, and moved behind his desk, putting it between him and the
angry man in front of him. Vincent raised an eyebrow at his actions.
"All right, so.....after you and Catherine left the office that day, I
decided I needed to do some much needed cleaning. So, I started throwing old
papers on my desk, ones that I was going to shred. I forgot your Divorce papers
were still there."
Vincent's jaw dropped again. "You didn't!?"
"It was an accident!! I didn't mean for them to end up in the shredder
pile! By the time I realized, I couldn't exactly tape them back
together again!" JT exclaimed. "I'm sorry! I kept meaning to tell
you, but....."
"You were hoping that Catherine and I would realize we were madly in love
with each other, and the papers wouldn't be necessary after all," Vincent
surmised. "Which, actually works out in our favor, so......... thank you!"
JT had been cringing back, waiting for an explosion. His eyes were crunched
together in anticipation. So, he was surprised to heard Vincent's response. His
eyes flew open and he squinted at the dark haired man in front of him. "Th-thank
you?" he asked shakily. Vincent chuckled.
"Yes. Thanks to your stupidity, there was never any danger of our Divorce
going through," Vincent said, smirking. JT threw him a "ha ha ha" look.
"Well, how else do you want me to say it, man?"
"How about, "Seeing as how you were so brilliant to fuck up the Divorce
proceedings, I think a bonus is in order for you, my friend," JT said,
mockingly. "And, so you know, when I say bonus, I don't mean
chickens."
"I think we can handle giving you that bonus. Although, it would be funnier
to give you chickens. You already lay enough eggs on your own," Vincent said,
chuckling.
JT rolled his eyes. "So, does this mean you two have finally realized you are
destined to be together? That the Sun and the Moon and the Stars have finally
aligned to perfection? That you are not complete without the other? That-" JT
drooled on until Vincent held up his hand to stop him.
"Yes! To all your questions, YES! Now....stop talking! I have more to tell
you."
For the next half hour, Vincent filled JT in on what had transpired with him
and Catherine. He left out one little thing though.
"Whoa, dude! I am seriously relieved that Catherine caught that bastard. But,
getting shot in the process....I mean......damn! I'm just glad she is
alright. If something had happened to her..."
"I wouldn't have wanted to live. I wouldn't have been able to," Vincent
replied, totally serious. JT nodded, wishing he had someone to feel that deeply
in love with. In that moment, he envied his friend.
"Well, I should probably get back to the Hospital. I don't want to leave
Catherine alone for too long," Vincent said, heading toward the door.
"Why? Afraid some cute, male nurse may steal her away?" JT said, a smirk on
his face.
Vincent faced the door, fighting a laugh. "That was hysterical, Uncle JT.
Completely hysterical," he said, as he walked through the door. As he closed it,
he heard JT screech, "UNCLE!!?? DUDE, YOU GOT HER PREGNANT TOO!!??"
Vincent chuckled, and made his way back to his pregnant wife.
Little did he know, JT actually had the last laugh. In his office, JT
smirked, and sat back in his chair with a chuckle. He hadn't been
completely honest with Vincent. Oh, sure, the Divorce papers had
ended up in the pile for the shredder. It just hadn't been
accidental.......
But, it didn't matter in the end. His best friend was married to the love of
his life, and they were expecting their first child. He stacked his hands behind
his head. Yeah...... they would totally be naming their first son after
him........
Suddenly, JT's eyes widened. If their kid was anything like Vincent
was.....
Time to start stockpiling the Tums...
#---------
After Vincent left to talk to JT, Catherine heard a knock on her door. Before
she could open her mouth, Tess barreled in, carrying a large bag in one hand,
and a huge bouquet of flowers in the other. She raced up to Catherine, hugging
her tightly.
"Owwww! Tess, take it easy, please!" Catherine said, wincing. Tess backed up,
her face apologetic.
"I am so sorry, sweetie! I got here as fast as I could. Had to finish
up all the paperwork at the precinct. It took a few days. Anyway," Tess said,
holding up the bag, "I brought John Hughes movies and Red Vines. Where's the DVD
player?" she said, looking around the room. Her eyes landed on the fetal
monitor, and her eyes widened as her jaw dropped. She swung around to stare at
Catherine. "Ohhhhhh Myyyyyyyy GOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!! You're
PREGNANT!!!!!!! GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!! THAT IS SO COOL!!!!!" Tess screeched.
Catherine cringed and covered her ears as best she could. "Ow, Tess! Turn it
down a few decibels, would you. I'd like my child to actually be able to hear
when they come out."
"Oh my God! This is HUGE! My best friend is having a baby! Oh my God!!" Tess
said, rushing over to Catherine again. She put her hand on Catherine's stomach.
"Sooooooo......when am I gonna be an Aunt?" she said, a hopeful smile on her
face. Catherine chuckled.
"My due date is November 15th. I'm almost 4 months along."
"November?" The gears clicked. "You got knocked up after you had the flu,
didn't you?" she said, pointing a finger at Catherine. Catherine rolled her
eyes.
"It wasn't like I planned it that way," Catherine said drolly. Tess
"phhhssstt"ed and waved her hand. "I was a little busy puking my guts out
to remember to take a few pills!" Catherine said in self defense.
"Girl, that husband of yours is razor fine. That is totally gonna be
one cute little VinCat!" Tess gushed. Catherine stared at her.
"VinCat??" Catherine said, laughing.
"What? You don't like it?" Tess asked, offended. Catherine rolled her eyes
again. "Whatever. That's what I'm calling you two from now on. Anyway, does this
mean the Divorce is off?" Tess asked.
Catherine smiled and nodded. "Vincent is talking to JT as we speak." Tess
squealed again, and clapped her hands, jumping up and down gleefully. Catherine
shook her head at her best friend.
"I'm sorry, but you two are just perfect for each other. I am sooooo glad the
two of you finally opened your eyes and realized it," Tess said.
"Me too," Catherine said, as her hand traveled to her stomach, which was only
starting to show. Tess "awwwwww"ed and smiled widely.
"Seriously though, I really am happy for the two of you. You really deserve
this," Tess said, hugging Catherine again. Just then, another voice interrupted
them.
"I see my wife told you the good news," Vincent said, entering the room. He
crossed over to Catherine, leaning down to kiss her. He rested his hand on her
stomach, and stroked gently. "Hello, my lovely wife and child. Miss me?"
Catherine laughed. "Always," she said. Tess looked at the couple and rolled
her eyes.
"Well, I'm just gonna go now. It looks like I'm not needed anymore. Congrats,
big guy. Just know if you ever hurt her in any way, I'll geld you myself," Tess
said, as she walked out the door. Vincent chuckled, and rolled his eyes.
"How did it go with JT?" Catherine asked. Vincent laughed.
"Well, he took the news that he was gonna be an Uncle surprisingly well."
"I will warn you now. If our child is born with hearing problems, I am
totally blaming Tess," Catherine told him. His eyes widened.
"So that was the loud screaming I heard when I walked in the Hospital? Huh,
didn't know Tess had such powerful lungs," he said, laughing when Catherine
playfully punched his arm. "At least we know that our child will have an awesome
Aunt and Uncle to spoil him rotten."
"As well as Mommy and Daddy. Boy, this kid will be a terror!" Catherine said,
shuddering.
"No, he won't. He'll be ours. And any kid of ours is gonna be special,"
Vincent said, caressing her stomach again. Catherine sighed and leaned back
against the pillows. Her eyes started to droop. Vincent brushed a kiss across
her lips. She smiled and sighed again. As she drifted off, she heard Vincent
say, "As special as their mother."
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